tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-537734033723164207.post918342105642771686..comments2023-10-24T03:10:47.088+11:00Comments on A Goddess In The Kitchen: Perfectly cooked steak.purple goddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05205284829507903435noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-537734033723164207.post-35444993420734912012009-05-20T09:33:56.234+10:002009-05-20T09:33:56.234+10:00probably the best read i've had in a long timeprobably the best read i've had in a long timeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-537734033723164207.post-85852188984055532872007-10-08T14:23:00.000+10:002007-10-08T14:23:00.000+10:00I will cure you of your poking ways!!!!(and that i...I will cure you of your poking ways!!!!<BR/><BR/>(and that is seriously NOT a euphemism!!!)purple goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05205284829507903435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-537734033723164207.post-36541613666923074142007-10-08T10:52:00.000+10:002007-10-08T10:52:00.000+10:00Thought I'd share this with you all. This was emai...Thought I'd share this with you all. This was emailed to me by a mutual friend of ours. This is "tongue in cheek" (humour) and most certainly wouldn't happen at our place .... (well the finger pulling/farting, exclusion zone, beer retieving stuff does ....)I'll shut up now I think <BR/><BR/>Here it is<BR/><BR/>To the women: Take note !!!!<BR/> <BR/> BBQ RULES<BR/>We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.<BR/><BR/>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:<BR/> <BR/>Routine...<BR/><BR/>(1) The woman buys the food.<BR/><BR/>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.<BR/><BR/>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer<BR/>in hand.<BR/><BR/>(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other important manly bonding activities, (such as the pulling of fingers, followed by farting, followed by laughing), can take place without the interference of the woman.<BR/><BR/>Here comes the important part:<BR/><BR/>(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL, POKES IT & TURNS THE MEAT WITH A IMPLEMENT CONSTANTLY<BR/><BR/>More routine...<BR/><BR/>(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.<BR/><BR/>(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.<BR/> <BR/>Important again:<BR/><BR/>(8) THE MAN TAKES THE OVERCOOKED MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN MUST NOW HAND THE MAN ANOTHER BEER IN APPRECIATION OF HIS GREAT EFFORTS.<BR/><BR/>More routine...<BR/><BR/>(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.<BR/><BR/>(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<BR/><BR/>And most important of all:<BR/><BR/>(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.<BR/><BR/>(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.......... slower members of the male gene pool are often “culled” art this point if they are foolish enough to ask “how about you get me another beer while you’re up?”, <BR/><BR/>Especially if the woman wasn’t!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com