THIS BLOG IS A "VALENTINE'S DAY" FREE ZONE. ANY READERS WISHING ME HAPPY VD WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND GIVEN BOILING EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL ENEMAS. EMAILS ASKING FOR VD RECIPES AND IDEAS WILL BE REFERRED TO A MEDICAL PHOTOGRAPHY SITE, COMPLETE WITH VIDEOS OF HOW TO PERFORM A RADICAL ABDOMINOPLASTY.
SHOULD YOU WISH TO GREET ME IN A FESTIVE FASHION, "HAPPY 42nd INTRODUCTION OF DECIMAL CURRENCY DAY" WILL SUFFICE.
I AM OLD AND JADED. MY HUSBAND MARRIED ME BECAUSE I DO NOT "DO" VD AND I CAN BAIT MY OWN HOOK.
I AM A SURGICAL NURSE. I HAVE ACCESS TO SHARP INSTRUMENTS AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM.
YOU.
HAVE.
BEEN.
WARNED.
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