How to build an out door oven...

Step 0ne:

go to a winery



Step Two:

Go inside for a tasting



Step Three:

ask the guy behind the jump if they ever use the wood-fired pizza oven.

Listen intently when they say "No, we never use it".

Order this instead of pizza:



Step Four:

Without missing a beat ask them "Can I have it?"

(ignore eye roll from 15 y/o son)

Feign nonchalance when they say "Yes, you can!"

(poke tongue out at 15 y/o son)

(this happens every day, right?? People giving you $11,000 out door wood fired ovens, right!!??

Step Five:

Turn to Husband and ask innocently :How hard could it be?"

Step Six.

Work the day said Husband decided to full oven apart:









Step Seven:

Turn up after work and help unload 3.5 tonnes of bricks







Step Eight:

Cry "foul" when you break a nail... rail at the sky



Go inside and drink a chardy or 17 and leave festy-besty and husbands to complete job